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'Messiness' during sex.

Unread postby Dan » 7 January 2013, 14:34

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Unread postby Wallace » 7 January 2013, 15:34

It doesn't sound like you wore a condom?

But yeah, how do gays deal with that kind of situation? One of the reasons why I'm scared to rim someone's asshole.
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Re: 'Messiness' during sex.

Unread postby xyz72 » 7 January 2013, 15:43

^ This is not a problem one faces while rimming.

Just about every gay guy that had sex more than twice experienced that before. Clean up, try again, can happen.
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Re: 'Messiness' during sex.

Unread postby Wallace » 7 January 2013, 15:50

What one would faced when they're rimming? taste and smell of shit? Excuse my naivety :P
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Re: 'Messiness' during sex.

Unread postby xyz72 » 7 January 2013, 16:01

If the guy is clean neither taste nor smell of shit are a problem while rimming.
The only reason they can potentially be a problem during actual anal(though the vast majority of the time they aren't) is because you go very deep into an area where, quite frankly, poo is usually stored - that doesn't have anything to do with taking a shower either, only an enema can clean that section. If you're unlucky there might be an accident - so what? You take a shower(together) and just continue with oral or switch positions.
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Re: 'Messiness' during sex.

Unread postby Dan » 7 January 2013, 16:02

Wallace_Wells wrote:It doesn't sound like you wore a condom?

But yeah, how do gays deal with that kind of situation? One of the reasons why I'm scared to rim someone's asshole.



Unless the condoms you wear cover your balls too then I don't know how why you'd think that?
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Re: 'Messiness' during sex.

Unread postby Brenden » 7 January 2013, 16:05

A way to prevent such situations is to only have sex after (like, several hours) the bottom has had a solid, healthy bowel movement.
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Re: 'Messiness' during sex.

Unread postby Wallace » 7 January 2013, 16:10

Dan wrote:
Wallace_Wells wrote:It doesn't sound like you wore a condom?

But yeah, how do gays deal with that kind of situation? One of the reasons why I'm scared to rim someone's asshole.



Unless the condoms you wear cover your balls too then I don't know how why you'd think that?

It's not the description that made me questioned. When I read, "so I pulled my dick out of him and....oh no...what can only be described as 'follow-through' happened," I imagined it without condom so I was just wondering :P
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Re: 'Messiness' during sex.

Unread postby Tomas » 7 January 2013, 16:24

sh*t happens ;)
and an anal douche could help I guess... rest just deal with it (always have candle's and matches, u'r never so happy to smell a dying fire)
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Unread postby LuciusMalfoy » 7 January 2013, 22:53

Well dan, that's horrible. *hug*

but this conversation is quite amusing to me, just goes to show I don't think gays can have sex as spur of the moment as we want to sometimes. Its too much of a gamble, I wouldn't recover so fast from an experience like that. (I mean the clean up involved, if it got on your bed, or anything with fabric. blegh)
(why cant it just be easy and poop free like in porn, lol)

but thank you for sharing still, it helps non experienced people like me mentally prepare for such an event, just in case, or at least to be as preventative as possible to make it as least likely to happen as possible :toogay:
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Re: 'Messiness' during sex.

Unread postby Mephisto » 7 January 2013, 23:08

I keep forgetting about this part of sex. As a prospective top, though, I'll have less to do with it should things ever go wrong, right? I don't need to vet all my bottoms to make sure they're cleaning themselves?
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Re: 'Messiness' during sex.

Unread postby Dan » 8 January 2013, 00:12

If you have a tiny dick then it might not matter so much haha!

Anyway I threw my bedding in the bin loooool.
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Unread postby mattyengland » 8 January 2013, 00:59

This sounds like the guy maybe used a douche. Unless humans are ill, their excrement is not normally watery.

I think it's just best to pretend it didn't happen. It could probably happen to anyone.
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Re: 'Messiness' during sex.

Unread postby Blaz » 8 January 2013, 01:19

Oh god this is something I'm grateful I have yet to encounter. I'd had to say just suck it up. Sex is dirty business and as the pun as already been made "shit happens".
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Unread postby Lucas » 8 January 2013, 02:20

weeeak. That's nastyyy. I guess it is just an unfortunate possibility involved in anal sex.
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Re: 'Messiness' during sex.

Unread postby aerach » 8 January 2013, 04:43

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Re: 'Messiness' during sex.

Unread postby alexmonia » 8 January 2013, 10:28

aerach wrote:I don't understand how bottoms do it. I'm the top, and my bf can bottom whenever and wherever he wants without prep, and it's never, ever dirty. I used to bottom for guys occasionally, and I could never get completely clean; what you described only happened once, but even successful times, it still wasn't totally clean. I've asked my bf what he does, and he just shrugs and says he doesn't do anything. I don't get it. I guess natural bottoms just never shit.



Either your bf watches his diet just for the fact that he needs to bottom or he really doesn't shit. That's why being a bottom is so much harder than a top who can just flop it out and smash.
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Re: 'Messiness' during sex.

Unread postby Bookface » 8 January 2013, 18:40

dear dan,
that happens and u lern to get better prepared and he probly just dooched but didnt empty out again proply. thats not toooo unusual 4 botoms who are not used to preparing, or were in a hury.

dont let it put u off tho becase u handled it well and most times everythinks just amazing. just remember to both clean, prepare &lube before and always shower aftr and you'll be all rite.

Happy sexing,
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Re: 'Messiness' during sex.

Unread postby Dan » 9 January 2013, 03:50

Don't worry I've fucked enough guys to know this was very rare! ;)
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Unread postby chattydanny » 9 January 2013, 04:33

Ew I was actually eating when I read that.... ewwww. Bad times bro.
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