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Unread postby SFASIAN » 4 October 2020, 08:25

Hi everyone,

I’m new to this website and new to be bottom as well. I’m looking for a small vibrator to use due to the stupid covid.

Can you please help me to choose the good vibrator to use? What bran and price is good? I am planning to buy a small size and my budget around $100 USD.

I have been thinking dildo as well, but I think the vibrator will be easy to start with.

Please advise.
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Re: Need help with finding vibrator size

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 7 October 2020, 03:20

Only if you agree to do an unboxing video.
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Re: Need help with finding vibrator size

Unread postby gelyte04200512 » 7 October 2020, 07:57

I have this one https://www.fantazijos.lt/ikraunama-vibruojanti-kulka-rozine/ You told that you want not a big one, so it should be perfect for you. :)
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Re: Need help with finding vibrator size

Unread postby Marmaduke » 7 October 2020, 11:36

I would be willing to construct you a vibrating sex toy from high quality bran, $100 seems very workable. Let me know, I'm going to the supermarket later, so I can buy the bran today.
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Re: Need help with finding vibrator size

Unread postby René » 7 October 2020, 11:37

Marmaduke wrote:I would be willing to construct you a vibrating sex toy from high quality bran, $100 seems very workable. Let me know, I'm going to the supermarket later, so I can buy the bran today.

:rofl:

Gotta love bran. It is great for sex.
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Re: Need help with finding vibrator size

Unread postby Marmaduke » 7 October 2020, 18:24

I hope you don’t mind, but I’m going to take a little artistic license on the brief. I’ve gone for sultana bran.

Hear me out!

I’m against wasting food and you did ask for small, which means I’ll have the lions share of 750g of bran to get through. Plain wheat bran is intolerable. Sultanas? Love a sultana. Not a lot I wouldn’t put in my mouth if it was accompanied by a sultana. And I see no reason that they would practically effect your experience, unless this is a specific - and quite hardline - wheat fetish.

Once you sign off, I’ll send you my PayPal details for the $100.
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Re: Need help with finding vibrator size

Unread postby René » 7 October 2020, 19:03

^Ooh, my favourite place in the whole wide world grocery store!

Marmaduke wrote:Plain wheat bran is intolerable.

The trick is to add it to various cereals (along with cheap stevia sweetener, or Truvia if money is no object, as needed). :)
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Re: Need help with finding vibrator size

Unread postby SFASIAN » 8 October 2020, 06:12

Hahahaha. I didn’t realize a typo on my post.

BTW, thanks for your offer. Sultana bran is my favorite too, and they are also reasonable price. Way cheaper than my $100 budget.



Marmaduke wrote:I hope you don’t mind, but I’m going to take a little artistic license on the brief. I’ve gone for sultana bran.

Hear me out!

I’m against wasting food and you did ask for small, which means I’ll have the lions share of 750g of bran to get through. Plain wheat bran is intolerable. Sultanas? Love a sultana. Not a lot I wouldn’t put in my mouth if it was accompanied by a sultana. And I see no reason that they would practically effect your experience, unless this is a specific - and quite hardline - wheat fetish.

Once you sign off, I’ll send you my PayPal details for the $100.
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Re: Need help with finding vibrator size

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 8 October 2020, 06:31

I tired...erm, I mean a friend told me he tried shoving bran cereal up his butthole but it didn’t work and only scarred his rectal walls. Please advise as to next steps. I haven’t...I mean he hasn’t gotten all the cereal out yet.
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Re: Need help with finding vibrator size

Unread postby jake.wriley » 13 October 2020, 11:49

Wow, this thread gave me a good laugh :lol:

I'm a fan of vibrating plugs. I like being able to keep it in there by itself, leaving my hands available for other things ;)

I have a couple, one being the Lovense Hush which I particularly like (although I think they have increased in price from when I bought mine). For me, I like being able to control it from my phone and give control to someone else via their phone. Those features might be a complete waste of money if it's not something important for you.

The Paloqueth Male G Spot vibrator on Amazon is also a favorite and is available at a very reasonable price.

Please share pics of whatever you get ;P
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