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Unread postby Harlow_boy » 8 January 2022, 17:06

Question to my fellow bottoms, my boyfriend is going away for a month and we don't have an open relationship. Trouble is I'll be going from two sessions a day to nothing 😂 I'm always horny, I can get by with self play (anal / oral) but I need some new toys.

Looking for some toy recommendations I need them to be ultra realistic and would like one that cums if possible.
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Re: Question for the bottoms

Unread postby Marmaduke » 8 January 2022, 21:54

What is your budget?
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Re: Question for the bottoms

Unread postby Harlow_boy » 8 January 2022, 21:59

Up to a £200, but would invest more after payday if I can get a really good one. I'm also looking a fucking machines but there a bit noisy / bulky from what iv seen.
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Re: Question for the bottoms

Unread postby Marmaduke » 8 January 2022, 22:07

I’m sorry, I can’t deliver you a ultra-realistic, ejaculating fuck machine for £200. Upgrading your household to three-phase electricity to support the electric motors would cost £500.

Marmaduke Industries has made significant progress in reducing manufacturing costs and passing those savings onto the end user, but the Anal Obliterator Performance Turbo XL Founders Edition is still forecasted to come in at around £5500.
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Re: Question for the bottoms

Unread postby PopTart » 9 January 2022, 11:16

OP, I know what you're thinking. The cost is huge, but I can attest to the quality craftsmanship and incredible power of Marmaduke Industries TM products.

I splashed out and MI couldn't have been more helpful. I got to choose my preferred attachment size for my patented Marmaduke Power Phallus 5000 model. :keke: I went with the "Marm. A. Duke Himself attachment - Extra ejaculate!"

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MI also kept me apprised of all shipping, sending me regular updates at every step. This is the pneumatic driver awaiting final dispatch, 700hp! Yeehaw!

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I couldn't wait to hook this up! I had a special garage built for it! :drool:

I can safely say I am a very, very satisfied customer.

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Re: Question for the bottoms

Unread postby pozzie » 9 January 2022, 19:26

Is Marm Ind's advertising slogan still, "Your arsehole'll never be the same"?
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Re: Question for the bottoms

Unread postby Marmaduke » 9 January 2022, 21:01

pozzie wrote:Is Marm Ind's advertising slogan still, "Your arsehole'll never be the same"?

No, we pivoted to “Helping your insides get out more”. The marketing department focus-grouped it and it apparently makes us seem more like we’re helping you live an active and outdoorsy lifestyle. We’re a lifestyle brand now.
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Unread postby pozzie » 9 January 2022, 21:28

Sounds great! When will my Real Marmadoll be shipping?
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Re: Question for the bottoms

Unread postby blondambition » 22 January 2022, 13:51

Get a nice butt plug about the same size as your man. Keep your hole stretched and the muscles strong.
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