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Unread postby JR1988 » 7 January 2019, 14:02

I work in IT at a machine shop. There are a bunch of horny “straight” guys that work the machines on the shop floor. How do I let them know that I’d be willing to suck their dicks and swallow their loads either in a private spot in the building, in their cars, or at their place? I’m not looking to get reported to HR, get fired, or get someone mad so I’m not sure how to go about discreetly putting it out there. Any good ideas??

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Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 7 January 2019, 16:02

:wasteland:

I hope your kidding. But don't go offering bjs at work if you want to keep your job at the least. Of worse get charged with sexual harassment.

Jerk off in the bathroom if you can't control yourself. :lol:
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Unread postby JR1988 » 7 January 2019, 16:07

No, I’m not kidding. That’s why I’m asking how to go about this in a discreet way. I know many of them jerk off at the uninal and I’d rather they use my mouth in a private spot instead. I don’t get why you think I’d be kidding about this. I really don’t see anything wrong with offering up my mouth for use for some of the guys here if they are jerking off anyway and wasting their loads down the toilet when they could get a much more enjoyable sucking and a swallow.
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Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 8 January 2019, 03:24

Have you tried offering bjs to management. I’ve heard they’re typically receptive to that sort of thing.
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Unread postby JR1988 » 8 January 2019, 03:31

I am a manager in my department. I don’t know why the only two replies I received are just kind of making fun of me and not taking my question seriously. Like no one else really has this issue on how to discreetly offer to suck other straight horny dudes off at work that are clearly jerking it in the urinal? Why wouldn’t I want to do that? Sounds like a good time to me. I’m just trying to figure out how to hint that I’m willing or something.
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Unread postby mxguy01 » 8 January 2019, 15:05

JR1988 wrote:I am a manager in my department...


Then perhaps you can offer blow jobs as incentives for good performance. Surely that will get you to your goal of joining the unemployment line for sexual harassment at work.

I don’t know why the only two replies I received are just kind of making fun of me and not taking my question seriously.

The first reply was serious and not making fun. But, you can choose to be stupid and not listen to good advice if you want.

Or the alternative is your just trolling along because when people join and post such a 1st post that is typically all it turns out to be.

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Unread postby PopTart » 8 January 2019, 18:48

Yeah, your a manager in a position of authority and responsibility.

Your saying your willing to risk your career and reputation for the chance to suck some co-worker cock. :shrug:

Honestly, it just isn't worth it :P

You can find some dirty, sordid, straight man urinal sex, just about anywhere.

Risking a paying job for the chance at a short lived thrill, is kinda dumb.

Mxguy is right, as are Viktor and Pooler.
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Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 8 January 2019, 18:58

JR1988 wrote:I don’t know why the only two replies I received are just kind of making fun of me and not taking my question seriously.

No shit.
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Unread postby rogonandi » 8 January 2019, 20:53

No. :)
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Unread postby JR1988 » 8 January 2019, 21:05

What the fuck’s wrong with all of you? Just trying to have some fun at work. If the dudes are into it and keep their mouths shut and we do it in a private area, no one will find out. What’s the harm? I just need to find a discreet way to find out if they are interested without getting in trouble. You are all prudes and no fun.
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Unread postby mxguy01 » 8 January 2019, 22:05

Yep, we're all trolls and your not. LoL
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Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 8 January 2019, 23:37

JR1988 wrote:What the fuck’s wrong with all of you? Just trying to have some fun at work. If the dudes are into it and keep their mouths shut and we do it in a private area, no one will find out. What’s the harm? I just need to find a discreet way to find out if they are interested without getting in trouble. You are all prudes and no fun.


I think you should take an aggressive approach. And just start grabbing at their dicks.
You'll find out pretty quick which ones are into it and which aren't. Problem solved. :P

Seriously though your that desperate and horny? There are probably a dozen if not more apps and sites for NSA hook ups for gay men. And you'd rather risk your job, reputation, and possibly freedom to give some head? Just go to a bath house if you just want to swallow random dudes loads.

I got a feeling that you have had lots of risky and unprotected sex though. So please for the safety of any future partners get to a sex clinic and have an STD check up.

I'm on the fence now if whether your a troll or a delusional sex addict. Either way I'm not gonna entertain you anymore.

Good luck I guess with whatever it is you want to do. Lol.

Peace buddy.

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Unread postby mxguy01 » 9 January 2019, 00:10

Hey since I work in sales I can go around offering all my customers blow jobs along with the stuff they buy from me as an extra incentive. That way I too can get dick while working...
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Unread postby BlackBoi666 » 9 January 2019, 00:14

ask for their phone numbers, and then ask if they're into men giving them BJs in the texts. :heart: :3
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Unread postby JR1988 » 9 January 2019, 00:29

You all are morons. I’m not a troll, I’m just a regular dude that likes sex, I’m horny all the time. I thought it would be fun since they are jerking it in the urinal anyway, but whatever. No one has had anything normal to say other than making jokes. You guys are all fucking stupid. I’ve uses sex apps and bath houses and I thought this would be something fun and different, thrilling. But I guess everyone can just continue making jokes and making fun of me like I’m a freak or a fucking idiot.
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Unread postby mxguy01 » 9 January 2019, 01:44

JR1988 wrote:You all are morons. I’m not a troll, I’m just a regular dude that likes sex, I’m horny all the time. I thought it would be fun since they are jerking it in the urinal anyway, but whatever. No one has had anything normal to say other than making jokes. You guys are all fucking stupid. I’ve uses sex apps and bath houses and I thought this would be something fun and different, thrilling. But I guess everyone can just continue making jokes and making fun of me like I’m a freak or a fucking idiot.


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Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 9 January 2019, 02:15

JR1988 wrote:You all are morons. I’m not a troll, I’m just a regular dude that likes sex, I’m horny all the time. I thought it would be fun since they are jerking it in the urinal anyway, but whatever. No one has had anything normal to say other than making jokes. You guys are all fucking stupid. I’ve uses sex apps and bath houses and I thought this would be something fun and different, thrilling. But I guess everyone can just continue making jokes and making fun of me like I’m a freak or a fucking idiot.



I'm trying to take you serious but you make it hard with your insults and name calling. In this quote from you i think you are a sex addict. You say you already do search out random hook ups. But they're not enough. You want more of a thrill. Random guys loads daily isn't enough for you.

""I'm horny all the time."

That's not normal. Normal people can be sexually attracted to other people. But ALL THE TIME?

You need to see a specialist in this. Because it won't go away. And you will always fail at life because your always putting sex first. Which again is not normal. You need help way beyond this forum or even yourself. Because you seemed to have convinced yourself that all gay guys do this. But i can say I and most here don't frequent bath houses or even join in on the NSA apps and websites.

All I can say is please go get tested for STD's. You've been honest in that you just want sex. But you owe it to anybody your with to know what you may have encountered.

I don't mean this as an insult. But you've been pretty clear you have a serious problem with sex. And have involved yourself in unsafe sex.

Good luck.
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Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 9 January 2019, 03:05

JR1988 wrote:But I guess everyone can just continue making jokes and making fun of me like I’m a freak or a fucking idiot.

Okay, thanks. :)
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Unread postby Victor_Laszlo » 9 January 2019, 03:14

^^pooler is always "more nice"
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Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 9 January 2019, 06:25

Guys, I have jury duty tomorrow. If I stick to only sucking off the black jurors, is that considered a hung jury?
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