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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby René » 25 March 2020, 18:17

FitM wrote:Where do you get these? Online or from your pharmacy via perscrption?

I don't know about where you live, but here in the UK you can easily get e.g. tadalafil from an online pharmacy after an online consultation which just consists of completing a questionnaire. You receive the medication in the mail with a proper prescription in your name labelled on the boxes.

I can also easily get tadalafil or avanafil (or sildenafil if I wanted to) from overseas online pharmacies, but it's not really necessary when you can get it from a legitimate domestic pharmacy.
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby Marmaduke » 25 March 2020, 18:21

René wrote:
FitM wrote:Where do you get these? Online or from your pharmacy via perscrption?

I don't know about where you live, but here in the UK you can easily get e.g. tadalafil from an online pharmacy after an online consultation which just consists of completing a questionnaire. You receive the medication in the mail with a proper prescription in your name labelled on the boxes.

I can also easily get tadalafil or avanafil (or sildenafil if I wanted to) from overseas online pharmacies, but it's not really necessary when you can get it from a legitimate domestic pharmacy.

I don’t mean to embarrass you, René, but I think it’s pretty clear he was talking to me.
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby René » 25 March 2020, 18:21

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René wrote:
FitM wrote:Where do you get these? Online or from your pharmacy via perscrption?

I don't know about where you live, but here in the UK you can easily get e.g. tadalafil from an online pharmacy after an online consultation which just consists of completing a questionnaire. You receive the medication in the mail with a proper prescription in your name labelled on the boxes.

I can also easily get tadalafil or avanafil (or sildenafil if I wanted to) from overseas online pharmacies, but it's not really necessary when you can get it from a legitimate domestic pharmacy.

I don’t mean to embarrass you, René, but I think it’s pretty clear he was talking to me.

Right you are. Mea culpa.
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby FitM » 25 March 2020, 18:31

Haha no anyone really...

Canada here...

Is it safe to just get it online
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby Marmaduke » 25 March 2020, 18:33

I mean, yeah. I suppose it’s safe if you can find an online store. You always run the risk of corner cutting and less than admirable workmanship though. You might end up with poor stitching, or untidy seams. Worse still, someone who has just lazily glued the stones onto a pre-existing garment.
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby René » 25 March 2020, 18:35

FitM wrote:Haha no anyone really...

Canada here...

Is it safe to just get it online

See if you can get it through an online consultation from a pharmacy within Canada. Otherwise, try AllDayChemist. They're based in India and highly reliable. I've been using them for years to buy various other medications. It may seem like you need a prescription to complete your order at ADC, but you really don't (just click straight through).

Having said that, I have no idea about Canadian customs' intercepting practices... one of the reasons I live in the UK is that there is no law against importing medication for your own use here, so customs doesn't care at all and I can order whatever I want as long as it's not a controlled substance like amphetamine. :P
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby Magic J » 25 March 2020, 18:37

Marmaduke wrote:I mean, yeah. I suppose it’s safe if you can find an online store. You always run the risk of corner cutting and less than admirable workmanship though. You might end up with poor stitching, or untidy seams. Worse still, someone who has just lazily glued the stones onto a pre-existing garment.

Could you bring back the pejazzle and just glue the stones to your dick? Cut out the garment issue entirely? Would this inhibit the stones' spooky power?
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby Marmaduke » 25 March 2020, 18:38

Magic J wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:I mean, yeah. I suppose it’s safe if you can find an online store. You always run the risk of corner cutting and less than admirable workmanship though. You might end up with poor stitching, or untidy seams. Worse still, someone who has just lazily glued the stones onto a pre-existing garment.

Could you bring back the pejazzle and just glue the stones to your dick? Cut out the garment issue entirely? Would this inhibit the stone's spooky power?

You can’t be using glues on the stones at all, it completely ruins their juju. It’ll be an absolute waste of time and money.
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby Magic J » 25 March 2020, 18:40

Marmaduke wrote:You can’t be using glues on the stones at all, it completely ruins their juju. It’ll be an absolute waste of time and money.

Dammit. Thanks anyway.

I'm still getting a pejazzle, though.
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby FitM » 29 March 2020, 00:05

Btw....when do you take the viagara? How long does it take to take effect? How long does it last?
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby René » 29 March 2020, 00:17

FitM wrote:Btw....when do you take the viagara? How long does it take to take effect? How long does it last?

Read the leaflet. Preferably avoid it altogether and use a safer and otherwise superior alternative if needed.
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby Magic J » 29 March 2020, 00:21

René wrote:
FitM wrote:Btw....when do you take the viagara? How long does it take to take effect? How long does it last?

Read the leaflet. Preferably avoid it altogether and use a safer and otherwise superior alternative if needed.

Let's say, for the sake of argument, I had taken Viagra for shits and giggles around seventeen hours ago, and let's also say that I have stood to attention for the entirety of that seventeen hours: what would you suggest I do in this distressing, but I must stress hypothetical situation?

I'm hypothetically scared.

Help.
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby Marmaduke » 29 March 2020, 00:26

Magic J wrote:
René wrote:
FitM wrote:Btw....when do you take the viagara? How long does it take to take effect? How long does it last?

Read the leaflet. Preferably avoid it altogether and use a safer and otherwise superior alternative if needed.

Let's say, for the sake of argument, I had taken Viagra for shits and giggles around seventeen hours ago, and let's also say that I have stood to attention for the entirety of that seventeen hours: what would you suggest I do in this distressing, but I must stress hypothetical situation?

I'm hypothetically scared.

Help.

Well the hypothetical loss of available blood volume from general circulation may explain the hypothetical dizziness you may have been hypothetically experiencing on a hypothetical day that could hypothetically be today, if you’re a hypothetically larger gentleman.

Otherwise, I believe it requires hypothetical arousal, doesn’t it? You could always hypothetically experiment with the profoundly non-sexual? Whatever sinks your hypothetical boat.
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby Magic J » 29 March 2020, 00:31

I've already watched an hour long documentary of the history of drill production! It's not working!

I was gonna put the :runaway: emoji in there, but that's actually a bit difficult at the moment. :(
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby Marmaduke » 29 March 2020, 00:33

Magic J wrote:I've already watched an hour long documentary of the history of drill production! It's not working!

I was gonna put the :runaway: emoji in there, but that's actually a bit difficult at the moment. :(

Well obviously not. You love drilling. Just the idea of drilling is enough to get you all hot and bothered at the best of times.
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby René » 29 March 2020, 00:41

Magic J wrote:
René wrote:
FitM wrote:Btw....when do you take the viagara? How long does it take to take effect? How long does it last?

Read the leaflet. Preferably avoid it altogether and use a safer and otherwise superior alternative if needed.

Let's say, for the sake of argument, I had taken Viagra for shits and giggles around seventeen hours ago, and let's also say that I have stood to attention for the entirety of that seventeen hours: what would you suggest I do in this distressing, but I must stress hypothetical situation?

I'm hypothetically scared.

Help.

This would have become a medical emergency (priapism) that could have resulted in permanent injury about 13 hours ago.

If you experience an erection lasting 4 hours or more, go to the ER immediately.

Edit: sorry, that was another Americanism, wasn't it? Go to A&E.
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby Magic J » 29 March 2020, 00:44

René wrote:This would have become a medical emergency (priapism) that could have resulted in permanent injury about 13 hours ago.

If you experience an erection lasting 4 hours or more, go to the ER immediately.

Uh oh.

Seriously, though, I always heard Viagra use incurs a risk of developing priapism. Seems to be unclear whether this is true from what I;ve read, though.
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby Marmaduke » 29 March 2020, 00:46

Magic J wrote:
René wrote:This would have become a medical emergency (priapism) that could have resulted in permanent injury about 13 hours ago.

If you experience an erection lasting 4 hours or more, go to the ER immediately.

Uh oh.

Seriously, though, I always heard Viagra use incurs a risk of developing priapism. Seems to be unclear whether this is true from what I;ve read, though.

It would seem you have grounds to hypothesise that the risk is legitimate.
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Re: Thank God for viagra!

Unread postby Marmaduke » 29 March 2020, 00:49

On the upside, the Queen Elizabeth hospital is very very good. Don’t worry, I’m sure the Uber driver will be flattered by your...excitement...at seeing them.
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