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Unread postby Brenden » 2 July 2014, 22:23

You should.
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Unread postby Simon » 2 July 2014, 22:37

Nah. His penis is too special to be wasted on those who haven't earned it.

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Unread postby Derek » 2 July 2014, 22:57

It's been talked up so much over the years, I'm afraid to disappoint.
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Unread postby Simon » 2 July 2014, 23:17

Trust me, honey. With that thing there's no disappointment possible.
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Unread postby Brenden » 3 July 2014, 00:32

The Maris of penises.
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Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 4 July 2014, 15:03

Simon wrote:Well, haven't you come across uncut penises that are unappealing? Not even necessarily unclean. Just aesthetically awkward. I might be over-thinking this and, all other things being similar, a non-problematic uncut edition might be more desirable than its cut counterpart, but I have to say that there are certainly potential problems with uncut that detract from their appeal. Say, retraction problems, or lumpiness, or ugly foreskin.

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Unread postby nikolii » 4 July 2014, 15:13

I've always preferred cut penises, I think that's because when I was first exposed to naked men, it was naked American men on my shitty, 512mb ram desktop under the stairs. It's slightly annoying considering the statistics in this country are the opposite of the states. It certainly made my decision easier to have the surgery in adulthood when problems occurred. Foreskins are just awkward to me.
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Unread postby Marmaduke » 4 July 2014, 16:07

nikolii wrote:I've always preferred cut penises, I think that's because when I was first exposed to naked men, it was naked American men on my shitty, 512mb ram desktop under the stairs. It's slightly annoying considering the statistics in this country are the opposite of the states. It certainly made my decision easier to have the surgery in adulthood when problems occurred. Foreskins are just awkward to me.

See, now you're one of relatively few that can attest to the fact, what is better on a personal level? Did you prefer general day-to-day operation with, or is it better now without?
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Unread postby nikolii » 4 July 2014, 16:37

Marmaduke wrote:
nikolii wrote:I've always preferred cut penises, I think that's because when I was first exposed to naked men, it was naked American men on my shitty, 512mb ram desktop under the stairs. It's slightly annoying considering the statistics in this country are the opposite of the states. It certainly made my decision easier to have the surgery in adulthood when problems occurred. Foreskins are just awkward to me.

See, now you're one of relatively few that can attest to the fact, what is better on a personal level? Did you prefer general day-to-day operation with, or is it better now without?


I prefer it without, I haven't regretted it for a second.
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Unread postby Marmaduke » 4 July 2014, 16:52

Better aim, you say? Where might one be aiming for? The eyes?

Why the eyes, Nick? That's just mean.
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Unread postby nikolii » 4 July 2014, 17:19

For the aim it requires to prevent having an unpleasant form of soggy ass.
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Unread postby Simon » 4 July 2014, 17:22

Explain this to me in detail. Great detail. After all, this is pretty much Nifty.
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Unread postby Marmaduke » 4 July 2014, 17:29

nikolii wrote:For the aim it requires to prevent having an unpleasant form of soggy ass.

So you pull out and shoot for the gaping hole? Prevent spillage and notable sogginess that way?

I'm impressed, both at your purported girth and accuracy.
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Unread postby c1ask0 » 4 July 2014, 17:32

Marmaduke wrote:
nikolii wrote:For the aim it requires to prevent having an unpleasant form of soggy ass.

So you pull out and shoot for the gaping hole? Prevent spillage and notable sogginess that way?

I'm impressed, both at your purported girth and accuracy.

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Unread postby nikolii » 4 July 2014, 17:42

Marmaduke wrote:
nikolii wrote:For the aim it requires to prevent having an unpleasant form of soggy ass.

So you pull out and shoot for the gaping hole? Prevent spillage and notable sogginess that way?

I'm impressed, both at your purported girth and accuracy.


I gagged. In a nauseous way, before you twist my meanings even further. :lol:
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Re: uncut dicks?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 4 July 2014, 17:49

nikolii wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:
nikolii wrote:For the aim it requires to prevent having an unpleasant form of soggy ass.

So you pull out and shoot for the gaping hole? Prevent spillage and notable sogginess that way?

I'm impressed, both at your purported girth and accuracy.


I gagged. In a nauseous way, before you twist my meanings even further. :lol:

Twist meanings? Me? Never.
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Unread postby Danny88 » 30 June 2019, 22:04

They are normal, In Europe (I'm in Ireland) it's far more unusual to be cut and in my experience alot of guys say it's a turn off. It's mainly an American thing. It's only done over here if the foreskin is too tight.
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Unread postby René » 7 July 2019, 16:27

I vividly remember the horror on my classmates' faces when, at our Christian primary school in the Netherlands, we learned that circumcision was a thing. We learned that it was practised before the time of Jesus. All agreed that we were glad not to be living in those times.

Imagine my surprise when I later found out that Americans had reintroduced this practice, primarily as a deterrent to the evils of masturbation, and that the vast majority of boys born in America were subjected to it to that day.
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Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 7 July 2019, 16:33

But think about how much more aesthetically pleasing we made their dicks! Their dicks are now the most coveted. Call me the Frédéric Bastiat of prepuce removal.
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