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Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 26 October 2020, 21:09

What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken? What was it’s girth, roughly? Was the guy gentle with it? Did it injure you? Did you enjoy it? Did you become a size queen afterward? How old were you? Did you know what you were getting into at the time, and if not were you intimidated by it?
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 26 October 2020, 21:25

What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby René » 26 October 2020, 21:35

poolerboy0077 wrote:What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken? What was it’s girth, roughly?

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poolerboy0077 wrote:Was the guy gentle with it?

Sometimes.

poolerboy0077 wrote:Did it injure you?

No.

poolerboy0077 wrote:Did you enjoy it?

Yes.

poolerboy0077 wrote:Did you become a size queen afterward?

Not sure how to interpret this question. N/A maybe?

poolerboy0077 wrote:How old were you?

21st birthday through 32 and counting :P

poolerboy0077 wrote:Did you know what you were getting into at the time

I couldn't really, being a virgin and everything.

poolerboy0077 wrote:and if not were you intimidated by it?

I was excited.
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 26 October 2020, 23:30

Marmaduke wrote:What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Not really applicable but I can certainly tell you the biggest poop I’ve ever taken. Would you like me to tell you?
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby Derek » 26 October 2020, 23:43

You mean to say you've never bottomed, pooler? Not even for your cousin?
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 27 October 2020, 00:35

I would suck the hottest fart outta that ass I’d be charging admission for a ride on my hot air ballon body.
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby GearFetTwinkRomance » 27 October 2020, 02:05

I guess it was grade 4 and his name was Klaus.
He was one of these football hunk types and the look on hins face would be indifferent most of the time. His father was said to be a local cheese maker, but by the time nobody thought of this in connotative means.
Klaus was a simple minded guy. I remember one day where he would wonder about English teacher Miss Locher, who said "Close your books" in an incidental way, and he jumped up, saying "Who? Me?"
We had 2 guys named Klaus in class, and in the dialect they pronounce the Name alike "close" rather than "Clause".
He was a real brute when it came to school break fights. I mean he would have stuffed a guy like Hulk right into the rubbish bin and stuff. He even once challenged a guy from grade 7, who long had be thought of a greater dick yet, and almost broke his spine!
I was not a warrior type at school. If the bullies got to me good, I would have to walk home in dirty and wet clothes, trying to dry up my exercise books on the 4 km to home.
I let them beat me up every day. Sometimes, this big guy, Klaus, would be hired by some kids to serve as a war machine. He so easily did, if they gave him some naughty iillegal mags or cigarettes for free.
Most times typical losers like me would just get in the way of the bullies' rival show offs. because we had no real alternative to go to while school break was on. No way to hide, to flee, to be safe.
One day Klaus would beat me up so hard, I had no idea of why or what for. The reason probably just was like "Duh, me, bored" or something similar.
The following days I would roam the Farmland and think about a way to take Revenge. I found one, but it was not very courteously to practise.
Both of us had to serve Detention for it, and Klaus, being the one less fluent in terms of writing and language, was defeated at last.

That was definitely the biggest dick ever, that I had taken back in them days! ;)
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby Eryx » 27 October 2020, 12:04

I don't know how big it was, but I had the right mindset for the moment and things went fine. It hurt a bit in some positions but overall it was a good experience. I prefer average though. Having to endure that frequently would have been quite a challenge.
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 27 October 2020, 17:07

Eryx wrote:I don't know how big it was, but I had the right mindset for the moment and things went fine. It hurt a bit in some positions but overall it was a good experience. I prefer average though. Having to endure that frequently would have been quite a challenge.

Was he black? Brazilian blacks in porn have humungous wangs.
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby Eryx » 27 October 2020, 18:21

To be perfectly honest, I'm in doubt about which of two was the biggest ever. The first gigantic one was a white guy my age, the second was a mixed/black guy who was older. He wouldn't count as black in Brazil though so I'm adjusting for perception lol.
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 27 October 2020, 18:35

When you say gigantic, what are we talking about? 10”? Footlong? Burj Khalifa?
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby Eryx » 27 October 2020, 19:42

Probably. First one thick as hell, and the second one probably a little longer but thinner.
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby Marmaduke » 27 October 2020, 20:11

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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby Magic J » 27 October 2020, 20:14

I don't fucking know. It was dark.
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby Severelius » 27 October 2020, 20:14

I mean I've never 'taken' one but I've sucked more than my fair share so.... sod it.

poolerboy0077 wrote:What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

About 8"-ish.

What was it’s girth, roughly?

:shrug: It's definitely the thickest I've ever gone down on but I couldn't put a number to it in that regard if I tried.

Was the guy gentle with it?

Yes.

Did it injure you?

No.

Did you enjoy it?

Yes.

Did you become a size queen afterward?

It was my first ever so I can't say it being big wasn't a contributing factor in my love for big ones.

How old were you?

18 years and 2 days old.

Did you know what you were getting into at the time, and if not were you intimidated by it?

I didn't know it would begin a lifetime love of being on my knees with a cock down my throat...
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby Cobalt » 28 October 2020, 00:08

Quick, someone dig into the GTF archives and pull the story of me being eviscerated by a 13-inch BBC where my sphincter became a portal to another dimension and yoinked the condom.
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 28 October 2020, 00:32

Cobalt wrote:Quick, someone dig into the GTF archives and pull the story of me being eviscerated by a 13-inch BBC where my sphincter became a portal to another dimension and yoinked the condom.

:drool:

I mean, this is scientifically fascinating. Please go on. :glasses:
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby René » 28 October 2020, 01:00

Cobalt wrote:Quick, someone dig into the GTF archives and pull the story of me being eviscerated by a 13-inch BBC where my sphincter became a portal to another dimension and yoinked the condom.

Okay, so first I was thinking of a different story. This isn't the one you meant but maybe also belongs here? I remembered most of the details and wording of this one :glasses:

Young Cobalt wrote:I once had sex with this black guy from Grindr who had a really, really huge penis. I mean of course I took it all but at one point he wound up slamming in at the wrong angle and I tore a little bit but I barely felt it and we realized I was bleeding afterwards. It was awkward. And then it started to hurt after he left and I was like sweet baby jesus ow.

And then I couldn't have sex for like a month.

It was a shitty month.

So... THIS is the one you meant:

Young Cobalt wrote:Oh... my GOD.

I had to make a thread to put this story in, because it literally just happened and I'm still fucking laughing my ass off and I'm just so bewildered and like what the FUCK just happened?!

Okay so post your most insane sex story here. Crazy things that happened. Alright, here we go.

This is TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY 100% TMI, JUST SO YOU'RE WARNED.

So there's this guy I went to high school with, years ago, and he's a black dude with the biggest dick I've ever seen in person. We used to fool around a little bit when we were still in school together and we've met up like a few times over the years to just mess around, but we've never gone all the way. (Tbh, I was honestly scared of his dick, that's how big it is. :rip: )

I was feeling it tonight so I really wanted to get some dick, so I'm cruising Grindr and I see him online, so I'm like ayyy and invite him over, and he's like, "Okay, but my friend is coming too." So I'm like... Fuck it, I've only had two threesomes in my life. And another hung black dude in the mix? The kind of Oreo cookie sandwich my inner twink MUST experience in a lifetime. :smitten: So here we go.

The other guy wasn't quite as big as my friend, and he wasn't staying too hard, so things progressed and my friend wound up topping me. So before they came, I was like stretching myself out with my vibrator just in case, but like, nothing could have prepared me for that. Sistren, my sphincter felt like a small rubber band being stretched around a BOWLING BALL. I'm not even kidding :weep:

After I adjusted though... my lord. Brothers and sistren. This was life-changing. I mean, like, any dick above 8" is pretty life changing, but this guy is like 11.5-12", and almost as thick as a beer can. Like, I can't fit my hand all the way around and it's nearly impossible to deepthroat even for the expert that I am.

Stick with me to the end of the story because that's the good part.

So I'm literally like, having my internal organs rearranged, and I'm not even exaggerating it still feels like the internal composition of my body is completely out of order, and so I'm basically being spit roasted and his friend eventually takes a turn. So the other guy doesn't last very long, finishes, pulls out and... the condom is gone.

Gone.

GONE.

I'm like, what is happening?!?!?! :err: :err: :err:

They tried to get it but they couldn't get it with their fingers and I'm just like, what? Like, my friend used his footlong fucking pulverizer to bust this bussy open so wide it broke through the space time continuum and created a singularity that turned my rectum into a black hole that leads to another motherfucking dimension. :weep: :weep: :weep:

I was just like, WELP, I'll have to deal with that later. So I finished off the other guy while leaving my poor abused asshole alone and then finished, and before they left his friend looked somberly down at me and was like, "I have never lost a soldier in the field of battle before."

MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY I am screamingggggg.

So they left and I was like hmmm, so I sat down on the toilet and just pushed and it was like, FWOOM! *splash*

Super easy to take care of but it could have been so much worse I'm so thankful. :weep:

Anyway I'm afterglowing, my internal organs are rearranged, my body is fighting the gravitational pull of the black hole that is my asshole and I'm just gonna like, take a nap. :rofl:

Too good not to post.
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Re: What’s the biggest dick you’ve ever taken?

Unread postby Cobalt » 28 October 2020, 01:09

René wrote:
Cobalt wrote:Quick, someone dig into the GTF archives and pull the story of me being eviscerated by a 13-inch BBC where my sphincter became a portal to another dimension and yoinked the condom.

Okay, so first I was thinking of a different story. This isn't the one you meant but maybe also belongs here? I remembered most of the details and wording of this one :glasses:

Young Cobalt wrote:I once had sex with this black guy from Grindr who had a really, really huge penis. I mean of course I took it all but at one point he wound up slamming in at the wrong angle and I tore a little bit but I barely felt it and we realized I was bleeding afterwards. It was awkward. And then it started to hurt after he left and I was like sweet baby jesus ow.

And then I couldn't have sex for like a month.

It was a shitty month.

So... THIS is the one you meant:

Young Cobalt wrote:Oh... my GOD.

I had to make a thread to put this story in, because it literally just happened and I'm still fucking laughing my ass off and I'm just so bewildered and like what the FUCK just happened?!

Okay so post your most insane sex story here. Crazy things that happened. Alright, here we go.

This is TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY 100% TMI, JUST SO YOU'RE WARNED.

So there's this guy I went to high school with, years ago, and he's a black dude with the biggest dick I've ever seen in person. We used to fool around a little bit when we were still in school together and we've met up like a few times over the years to just mess around, but we've never gone all the way. (Tbh, I was honestly scared of his dick, that's how big it is. :rip: )

I was feeling it tonight so I really wanted to get some dick, so I'm cruising Grindr and I see him online, so I'm like ayyy and invite him over, and he's like, "Okay, but my friend is coming too." So I'm like... Fuck it, I've only had two threesomes in my life. And another hung black dude in the mix? The kind of Oreo cookie sandwich my inner twink MUST experience in a lifetime. :smitten: So here we go.

The other guy wasn't quite as big as my friend, and he wasn't staying too hard, so things progressed and my friend wound up topping me. So before they came, I was like stretching myself out with my vibrator just in case, but like, nothing could have prepared me for that. Sistren, my sphincter felt like a small rubber band being stretched around a BOWLING BALL. I'm not even kidding :weep:

After I adjusted though... my lord. Brothers and sistren. This was life-changing. I mean, like, any dick above 8" is pretty life changing, but this guy is like 11.5-12", and almost as thick as a beer can. Like, I can't fit my hand all the way around and it's nearly impossible to deepthroat even for the expert that I am.

Stick with me to the end of the story because that's the good part.

So I'm literally like, having my internal organs rearranged, and I'm not even exaggerating it still feels like the internal composition of my body is completely out of order, and so I'm basically being spit roasted and his friend eventually takes a turn. So the other guy doesn't last very long, finishes, pulls out and... the condom is gone.

Gone.

GONE.

I'm like, what is happening?!?!?! :err: :err: :err:

They tried to get it but they couldn't get it with their fingers and I'm just like, what? Like, my friend used his footlong fucking pulverizer to bust this bussy open so wide it broke through the space time continuum and created a singularity that turned my rectum into a black hole that leads to another motherfucking dimension. :weep: :weep: :weep:

I was just like, WELP, I'll have to deal with that later. So I finished off the other guy while leaving my poor abused asshole alone and then finished, and before they left his friend looked somberly down at me and was like, "I have never lost a soldier in the field of battle before."

MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY I am screamingggggg.

So they left and I was like hmmm, so I sat down on the toilet and just pushed and it was like, FWOOM! *splash*

Super easy to take care of but it could have been so much worse I'm so thankful. :weep:

Anyway I'm afterglowing, my internal organs are rearranged, my body is fighting the gravitational pull of the black hole that is my asshole and I'm just gonna like, take a nap. :rofl:

Too good not to post.

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