What's the sluttiest thing you've ever done?

WolfDane wrote:Oh, he's consenting, all right. He just likes to pretend he's not, only to tease me, because I like it rough.

Sounds like you are both on board with it so I fail to see the "slutty" in it. There are some things I do you might call "pretending" there there are some things that are OMG this is so fun... Hey, call me slut all you want for that.

And rough, well if it doesn't result in a trip to the doctor or hospital and again you both were onboard with it.. then rough just is a matter of perspective and interpretation.

acpro wrote:Blow Fly Girl from reddit (title in the link says not from reddit but often referenced, so whatever) is like the epitome of slutiness thing someone can do to themselves. It's so gross and disgusting--I love it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumo ... eferenced/

Wtf dude? That's disgusting. Lol.

Got about 10 words into it.

I managed to basically turn my rectal cavity into a cocktail shaker, but just with enough different types of fluid to constitute an ocean roller lmfao

Mestaris wrote:I managed to basically turn my rectal cavity into a cocktail shaker, but just with enough different types of fluid to constitute an ocean roller lmfao

Well that was fun. You probably know I'm new to this. I was out for a ride on the v-rod. Decided to have some fun of sorts. Stopped at what I though to be a gay bar I knew of. Went dressed in my best motorcycle gear and put a turtleneck on underneath (what screams gay more than a turtleneck. Especially a green one I use skiing. Soon as I walked in I knew I was going to be amused. Yep, gay bar. Mix of mostly older but some younger. Xero are my type and I have a boyfriend I plan on being honest with. I don't want to score, just see what I can attract.

Well I get plenty of double takes. Some just reek of - please let me have it. LoL. One is pretty damm forward about it. I start with a brushing off to indicate "way not my type" to be polite as I can. Went to "dude, no way." To OK, I just have to freaking say go away. Waitress gets my beer and I leave the bar area. I spotted a couple pool tables on my way in. Actually I could hang here. I play pool a bit. Had a table growing up - regulation sized table.

So I got some quarters when I got my beer. Walk back to the table but the balls are racked on the table with no one around. Odd. I check the racking, a bit loose so I fix it. Dude says hay I have that table. I say oh, no problem was wondering who... He says, well I was just going to play while waiting for someone so if you want to play that will be cool. I say awesome, I can get next round. Haven't play in some time. He broke, left an open table with the high balls nicely distributed. I go to work sinking them. Miss a shot. His turn. He says take it easy on me. Yea, I already spotted he could play. He blows a shot but all that green I would have missed before. I play close came and I can position the next shot well. I leaned the game a long time ago and I know my strengths and weaknesses. He smiles when I sink a ball in the side pocket and combo to sink one in the corner on the same shot. He actually was the one who put it there. I was only trying to get close as I'd rather actually use it to position my next shot. But really he did leave me a table with basically all mine as slam dunks and he had shit from the start. We exchange names. He says he got his call and has to run but it was fun. I said, hey been a long time since I played. I'll run the rest of the table. Thanks, here's next round and gave him the quarters I put on the table at the start for next round. Said it's been a long time since I played and it was fun. I got another beer. Ran off what was on the table. A behind the back shot, a banked shot in to the corner, That one I hit hard with a little side spin and left the cue right in front of the last for an easy sinker. Hum, I can still play. LoL Left the bar again with some checking me out as I leave. Mount the v-rod and off I went.

Wow, that is the extent of my sluttyness. LoL

I may very well go back but as I do like to play billiards. The tables were really decent (smooth, clean, level, balls run true) and some of the cues were actually straight (bahahahaha).

Simple_Man wrote:

acpro wrote:Blow Fly Girl from reddit (title in the link says not from reddit but often referenced, so whatever) is like the epitome of slutiness thing someone can do to themselves. It's so gross and disgusting--I love it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditsMuseumo ... eferenced/

Wtf dude? That's disgusting. Lol.

HAHAH Chris, did you read the entire thing? It's so disgusting!!!

Sure did.

Fucking nasty. Lol.

I'll be praying tonight that that story is not true. And if so..... I'll be praying for that sick yet poor girl.

No thanks for that image though. Eck. And I thought vagina was nasty enough.

Ethan. wrote:

Simple_Man wrote:And I thought vagina was nasty enough.

I had you down as a fan.

Tell that to my ex girlfriends. Lol.

Nah never could get hard. Which always led to a very uncomfortable talk.

Simple_Man wrote:

Ethan. wrote:

Simple_Man wrote:And I thought vagina was nasty enough.

I had you down as a fan.

Tell that to my ex girlfriends. Lol.

Nah never could get hard. Which always led to a very uncomfortable talk.

Oh man, I can't even imagine. Maybe I can. I remember I had to jerk off alone to get hard the 3xs I messed around with girls. Very odd. I had to act too cool for school when in bed, make the girl look like she was more into it than I was (bc she was), then walk away and jerk off alone until I was hard and be like, "ok, I am ready!"

Ew god, I'm so glad I don't pretend to be straight anymore.

I managed it for 27 years.

I could never do it again with vagina, no matter how good looking the woman was. Well maybe if she would do some things... LoL

Never say never.

How did you do it? Willpower? Penis pump? Squinting?

Derek wrote:How did you do it? Willpower? Penis pump? Squinting?

I have a good imagination. There was always a guy in my head when time came to get it done.

Honesty I really doubt I could ever do it again now. I'm happy about that!

For some reason i had a sudden fetish for stockings. I loved wearing them and masturbated in them constantly. So I decided to put them to a test. I surprised one of my regulars by wearing them and he was totally excited, needless to say he didn’t last long and came in me pretty quick. I was unsatified so i went to another guys house and wouldn’t you know, he didn’t last either!!! So i jumped on Grinder and met up with another guy we hooked up.. he loved my stockings and fucked me nicely.. i love a 6-7 inch cock. So 3 cocks in less than 8 hours thats pretty slutty

Post pictures of myself to strangers when I was drunk. It really turned me on and make me realize I'm a freak in front of q camera lol

I actually went through a period a few years ago of using cam shows as an outlet, wasnt the world's largest audience but I certain got attention lmao

Mestaris wrote:I actually went through a period a few years ago of using cam shows as an outlet, wasnt the world's largest audience but I certain got attention lmao

What's the furthest you've gone?

Masturbated for several timed at nights under a cover when I watching gay orgy online. And I didn't realize it would be the sluttiest thing ever did.

poolerboy0077 wrote:

Mestaris wrote:I actually went through a period a few years ago of using cam shows as an outlet, wasnt the world's largest audience but I certain got attention lmao

What's the furthest you've gone?

IN what sense, Erick?