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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby Eos » 18 October 2020, 21:48

What a really great and cute story you have ! Sounds so intense!
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby MarkF » 19 October 2020, 02:49

Oh, it was intense!

Still is, as a matter of fact! :D
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby Derek » 19 October 2020, 03:10

Do you think he's for real, René?
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby René » 19 October 2020, 03:15

Derek wrote:Do you think he's for real, René?

I kinda hope so, haha :D
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby Derek » 19 October 2020, 03:19

Do you want to bet? 10:1 odds he's some creepy guy larping as a teenage cousin fucker.
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby René » 19 October 2020, 03:27

Derek wrote:Do you want to bet? 10:1 odds he's some creepy guy larping as a teenage cousin fucker.

I said hope. I'm not taking bets.
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby GearFetTwinkRomance » 19 October 2020, 03:36

Hm, it will not have led to inbred offspring, I guess...
If ya want to hang with me, let's go windsurfing!

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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby Derek » 19 October 2020, 04:27

René wrote:
Derek wrote:Do you want to bet? 10:1 odds he's some creepy guy larping as a teenage cousin fucker.

I said hope. I'm not taking bets.

You hope he's real so he can regale us with more titillating stories of hardcore underage incest? You're outpoolering pooler.
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby René » 19 October 2020, 05:00

Derek wrote:
René wrote:
Derek wrote:Do you want to bet? 10:1 odds he's some creepy guy larping as a teenage cousin fucker.

I said hope. I'm not taking bets.

You hope he's real so he can regale us with more titillating stories of hardcore underage incest? You're outpoolering pooler.

Nooooo, I just like cute stories and think he seems like a good member. :3
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby PopTart » 19 October 2020, 05:21

René wrote:
Derek wrote:
René wrote:
Derek wrote:Do you want to bet? 10:1 odds he's some creepy guy larping as a teenage cousin fucker.

I said hope. I'm not taking bets.

You hope he's real so he can regale us with more titillating stories of hardcore underage incest? You're outpoolering pooler.

Nooooo, I just like cute stories and think he seems like a good member. :3

You mean he sounds like he has a good member, which he is happy to talk about in detail :lol:

I'm a fan of detail :D I also harbour no ill will to cousin fuckers.

I propose reserving judgement, see if this is as Derek believes, an overweight, sweaty, neck bearded old coot, pretending to be something he is not, or if he is the real deal. If the former he will surely slip up at some point and if the latter, well, I'm sure people will be able to tell. Derek is sceptical of everything, I nominate Derek to evaluate Mark's various contributions, he loves spreadsheets and can do little graphs and excel tables with values of authenticity and the like.

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René wrote:
Derek wrote:Do you want to bet? 10:1 odds he's some creepy guy larping as a teenage cousin fucker.

I said hope. I'm not taking bets.

You hope he's real so he can regale us with more titillating stories of hardcore underage incest? You're outpoolering pooler.


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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby Brenden » 19 October 2020, 09:34

GearFetTwinkRomance wrote:Hm, it will not have led to inbred offspring, I guess...

The risk of an offspring with a recessive genetic condition is only 4-6% in first-cousin couplings, compared to 2-3% in unrelated couplings.

There have been countless famous first-cousin couples throughout history, including Charles Darwin himself.

The risk of genetic defects only really starts to rise when you have multiple generations of first-cousin-fucking, or sibling-fucking, or parent-child fucking. See the Habsburg monstrosities as examples.
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby MarkF » 20 October 2020, 03:03

Oh, yes. Derek figured me all out, though just how he did so will, I guess, remain a mystery, since he didn't see fit to let us in on any of the "evidence" that he used to determine my actual identity. You see, I'm really an author who has found a publisher that will actually publish books involving scenes that involves "hardcore underage incest," and I'm actually here to see what kind of scenes will get gay guys' rocks off the best.

And hopefully, everyone here will read the above in the dripping sarcasm that it was intended to be read in.

On an actual serious note, I am who I have always claimed to be here, the person who, for roughly a week, was accepted (at least outwardly) for just that by everyone here (or at least the ones who responded to the stuff I posted), and yes, those who have been paying attention know that includes Derek. As part of my activity here, I answered a question about my first gay experience, in large part because I figured that some here might wonder how a guy who claims not to be sexually attracted to his (male) family members wound up Getting It On with a male family member, and more than once.

So imagine my surprise when a certain individual somehow came to the conclusion that (based entirely upon that one post, apparently) I am not actually who I say I am. I'm a bit puzzled by the accusation, I'll admit. Maybe said individual is not used to anyone providing any more detail here than "We were alone, so we sucked each other's dick, the end." I apologize for wanting to provide a bit more detail than that (and actually having the ability to do so), and thus causing some confusion on the part of said individule. I did not know that writing a single story containing "hardcore underage incest," in response to a question asked long before I got here, would be considered the first of "more titillating stories." (I am sure that both he and René will be very disappointed to learn that I have nothing more planned at the moment, unless I am asked another question about something specific Cole and I have done).

Now, am I "creepy"? Perhaps (though my friends like the word "crazy" in this particular situation). Am I actually a "teenage cousin fucker"? Well, not the specific term I'd use to describe myself, but yes, I must plead guilty to the charge. If anyone here want to hold on to the (very mistaken) belief that that's not who I am while providing zero evidence to support their belief, well...I'm sorry. I don't know what else to say. There are, however, two emojies on the right that, when put together, I think sums up who such people are quite well:

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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby René » 20 October 2020, 03:25

God fucking damn it Derek, please tell me you haven't just driven this very promising new member away. :runaway:

MarkF wrote:(I am sure that both he and René will be very disappointed to learn that I have nothing more planned at the moment, unless I am asked another question about something specific Cole and I have done).

I hope this is more sarcasm (couldn't tell for sure), because, as I think I made clear earlier, I liked what you've related about your relationship with your cousin because I thought it was a very cute story and no other reason. :3

MarkF wrote:Now, am I "creepy"? Perhaps (though my friends like the word "crazy" in this particular situation). Am I actually a "teenage cousin fucker"? Well, not the specific term I'd use to describe myself, but yes, I must plead guilty to the charge.

You're not creepy, and I don't think anyone here has much (or anything) of an issue with two gay cousins being in a romantic relationship. :)
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby Derek » 20 October 2020, 03:41

If he leaves, I can do the same bit if it will make you happy. Have I ever told you about my younger cousin, Cayden? We used to take these family camping trips...
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 20 October 2020, 03:46

Imma be honest. If my straight college junior muscle twink cousin were to hop on my lap after getting all sweaty from playing rugby all day, I’m going to town on that ass. I would pelvic-thrust that fat booty so good I’d send him flying back over Trump’s wall with more force than a cartel marijuana-firing catapult.
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby Derek » 20 October 2020, 04:16

All these years later and you still never fail to inspire me.
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 20 October 2020, 04:29

I’m humbled by your acknowledgment. I’m like a Bodhisattva, delaying reaching nirvana in order to save other suffering beings out of selfless compassion.
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby Derek » 20 October 2020, 05:41

I'm changing my cousin's name to Kory. It's meta.
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby Eos » 20 October 2020, 19:43

I hope you stick around Markf !
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Re: What was your first gay experience?

Unread postby poolerboy0077 » 20 October 2020, 21:02

There’s no longer a point to this thread so I’m just going to post this here.
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