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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 12 April 2020, 17:46
by Derek
That was microaggressive. I hereby declare your position Problematic and therefore without merit.

Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 12 April 2020, 17:53
by Marmaduke
In the made-for-TV movie of this conversation, you're played by Stephen Baldwin. Everyone knows you're the bad guy. You're the first one to get shot.

Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 12 April 2020, 17:56
by PopTart
Marmaduke wrote:You plaintiffs have Tart at your table. Your story is meandering and all about him and they fell asleep halfway through it.

:blargh: I object! I demand restitution, damages and more aggressive talk, with the presumed promise of facial dick impacts I had alluded to prior.

@Derek, you know, he kinda has a point, I would hobble many a defense, or prosecution. I am the hobbler.

Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 12 April 2020, 19:37
by poolerboy0077
And I’m a cross-complainant bringing libel and intentional infliction of emotional distress causes of action. I’ve already retained Gloria Allred as my legal counsel and I’ll be giving a public statement in front of cameras in a couple of hours detailing everyone’s abuse.

Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 13 April 2020, 18:42
by erti
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 13 April 2020, 23:38
by poolerboy0077
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 14 April 2020, 13:09
by GearFetTwinkRomance
Some guy at Deviantart forums who told me; immortality means, you don't get older.

Your body won't get age related problems.
I wonder if they mistook something for plastination, cryo tank insertation, or petrification.

few days back I thought the G5 virus carrier wave dudes were funny.

Commonly it's things Mr. Marmaduke wrote . I think I woke up the whole house on several occasions, when I got a roaring laugh.
Similar, when Derek wrote something lovely to pooler, or vice versa. I'm known to be rather slow in figuring out whether people write joke style or boldly honest. So often I don't catch the more sophisticated, subtle hints.

Thanks for the edge of the funny wedge!

Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 14 April 2020, 14:16
by Marmaduke
GearFetTwinkRomance wrote:Commonly it's things Mr. Marmaduke wrote


Oh I’m laughable? How dare you!

Also, I haven’t gone by Mr. Marmaduke for about 13 years. How dare you assume my gender.

How very dare you.

Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 14 April 2020, 14:38
by docskid03
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 14 April 2020, 14:45
by GearFetTwinkRomance
Marmaduke wrote:
GearFetTwinkRomance wrote:Commonly it's things Mr. Marmaduke wrote


Oh I’m laughable? How dare you!

Also, I haven’t gone by Mr. Marmaduke for about 13 years. How dare you assume my gender.

How very dare you.
:D

Commonly I'm too afraid to be daring. I try to avoid to assume something, because I don't want to make an ass out of u and me.
Just happens on behalf of the difference of levels of difference. Of levels. Like levels, that are unlevel , you know? Social ones. Do I make any nonsense?
Sorry, if I have not mentioned the possibility of your gender to be multispectral , TTI*QßAgKaryotype52, genderfluid mosaic, freemartin or maybe a mustard tea lass gender that radiates teal coloured unicorns, but only at an unknown number of days between Thursday and Friday, while the lark is rising in the fresh and sunlit, yet not so lush heathlands of Idunnowhere.

It's your sense of humor. I can't possibly know what you yourself are like. Please don't literally vaporise silly me or my poor bottles for choosing the wrong address, your (possibly) omni-imperial majestic Itness of a certain, but not known variety of possible genders. :bowdown:

May I ask, why have you gone by Mr. Marmaduke 13 years and one day back?

Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 14 April 2020, 14:47
by Marmaduke
When I first joined the community, my username was Mr_Marmaduke. I dropped the formality some time back.

Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 14 April 2020, 17:05
by Frigid
Marmaduke wrote:When I first joined the community, my username was Mr_Marmaduke. I dropped the formality some time back.

Esquire

Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 14 April 2020, 17:07
by Marmaduke
Fridges wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:When I first joined the community, my username was Mr_Marmaduke. I dropped the formality some time back.

Esquire

You're my friend, Fridges. I would never hold you to that level of decorum, unlike these others.

Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 14 April 2020, 17:22
by Frigid
Marmaduke wrote:
Fridges wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:When I first joined the community, my username was Mr_Marmaduke. I dropped the formality some time back.

Esquire

You're my friend, Fridges. I would never hold you to that level of decorum, unlike these others.

Thanks treacle

Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 17 April 2020, 10:18
by GearFetTwinkRomance
Exploring stupidity and reflecting on the most stupid things I have done in the past. To find, that the infinite could yet to be explored. To do something stupid every day is like getting more alike myself. :lol:

Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 17 April 2020, 18:54
by Severelius
You know your life is going great when you accidentally close down your internet browser... only to find a second browser behind it with tabs of the numerous porn videos you opened that morning but never got round to watching.

:rofl:

Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 18 April 2020, 22:39
by erti
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Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 19 April 2020, 21:04
by René
Just deleted some spam about a niche dating site for gay white men looking for gay Asians and vice versa, called... Potatoes and Rice. :lol:

Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 22 April 2020, 03:55
by poolerboy0077
I thought this was a faggy twink but it’s just a girl with a butch haircut. :rofl:


Re: What made you laugh today?

Unread postPosted: 22 April 2020, 03:56
by erti
poolerboy0077 wrote:I thought this was a faggy twink but it’s just a girl with a butch haircut. :rofl:




He/she/it or whatever is attractive tho... fun for cuddles :)