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Peanut Butter

Unread postPosted: 4 March 2019, 19:20
by Brenden
What’s your preference?

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Unread postPosted: 4 March 2019, 23:51
by Capt._Trips
I prefer creamy but crunchy is good to. I always buy creamy though.

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Unread postPosted: 5 March 2019, 00:04
by Shaved-Nudist
Smooth for me as well.

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Unread postPosted: 5 March 2019, 00:21
by Derek
Crunchy for sandwiches but I probably use it in baking more often where crunchy would be an insane choice.

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Unread postPosted: 5 March 2019, 02:11
by Prince_G_24
Smooth. The texture isn't really all that appealing to me

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Unread postPosted: 5 March 2019, 04:27
by poolerboy0077
I like my peanut butter like I like my twinks: smooth and creamy. :3

I recently went to Temecula and bought a homemade white chocolate peanut butter from this elderly couple at a farmer’s market. Ugh. It’s so fucking delicious. I could eat it straight out of the jar. :drool:

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Unread postPosted: 5 March 2019, 05:10
by acpro
Smooooth

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Unread postPosted: 5 March 2019, 10:42
by Brenden
I also like smooth and creamy. It's easier and nicer to spread on bread and whatever else, and as Derek mentioned baking and other culinary uses (like making pindasaus).

We have 4 kg of crunchy peanut butter though because when René was placing a bulk order he forgot we agreed 1 tub of smooth and 3 of his favourite, crunchy. :lol:

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Unread postPosted: 5 March 2019, 10:47
by René
Crunchy is best for all purposes, in my experience.

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Unread postPosted: 5 March 2019, 16:39
by acpro
In my experience, SMOOTH IS!

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Unread postPosted: 5 March 2019, 17:24
by mxguy01
Smooth. If I want crunchy I'll just have some peanuts.

A snack I take on winter camping is smooth peanut butter mixed with some honey along with some pretzels to dip.

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Unread postPosted: 5 March 2019, 17:39
by Derek
So it's just me and René who like crunchy? Does that mean I'm a socialist?

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Unread postPosted: 6 March 2019, 01:35
by trywait
smooth and creamy

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Unread postPosted: 6 March 2019, 02:56
by poolerboy0077
Derek wrote:So it's just me and René who like crunchy? Does that mean I'm a socialist?

It’s indicative of your penchant for submission, as is René’s. Coarser textures correspond to coarser tastes in other things, like scruffiness, ruggedness, etc. Gentlemen prefer smooth and creamy. Bitches prefer crunchy.

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Unread postPosted: 6 March 2019, 03:32
by Derek
You and your obsession with sexualty-as-proxy for the gender binary. Have it your way. I guess René and I will hang out together and talk about beards we like or whatever, and you can hang out with mxguy and discuss bottoming for guys in their 50s.

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Unread postPosted: 6 March 2019, 03:39
by poolerboy0077
I know Michael likes to refer to these as my “bottom theories” but I can tell he’s someone intrigued by them. I know so because he’s PM’d me about them on more than one occasion.

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Unread postPosted: 6 March 2019, 04:01
by Derek
Bottoms are masochists, right? Therefore, my "bottom theory" is that they include anyone who PMs you.

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Unread postPosted: 6 March 2019, 04:20
by poolerboy0077
See, this is why you had no friends in high school. You need to open yourself up to others—emotionally, mentally, anally.

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Unread postPosted: 6 March 2019, 04:50
by Derek
I'm glad I had no friends. It made me into the successful, charismatic, glamorous, type-A dynamo I am today. And it freed up a lot of time for masturbating and reading pretentious novels that celebrated toxic masculinity.

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Unread postPosted: 6 March 2019, 15:16
by rxxli
Neither. Peanut butter is horrible.
And I do actually love peanuts. Just not in the butter form.