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Bisexual Men Needed!

Unread postPosted: 16 October 2020, 14:22
by LoofahPlease
Hi! I'm a broke college kid and am desperate for some bisexual folks to fill out a survey for some research I'm doing at the University of Michigan (we're just researching gender differences in sexual experience). Bisexual men's voices are highly underrepresented in general research, so anything you feel like contributing would be hugely appreciated! Female participation is also super appreciated and it's all 100% anonymous, of course, and feel free to share! Thank you so much!

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Unread postPosted: 16 October 2020, 16:17
by Brenden

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Unread postPosted: 16 October 2020, 16:52
by LoofahPlease
I'm not sure which of the listed criteria I'm in violation of, I'm sorry if I offended!

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Unread postPosted: 16 October 2020, 21:45
by Marmaduke
Of what statistical relevance to the survey is your current financial liquidity?

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Unread postPosted: 16 October 2020, 21:55
by LoofahPlease
It's my way of letting any participants know why I am unable to compensate them for their time, as opposed to going through more formal means of data collection, like MTurk! Peoples time is valuable, that's why even individual contribution is so much appreciated.

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Unread postPosted: 16 October 2020, 22:00
by Marmaduke
You can perhaps appreciate why we might be sceptical of an academic who opens with his lack of money, rather than a question, before directing us to a mysterious url?

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Unread postPosted: 16 October 2020, 22:08
by LoofahPlease
The link directs the user to Qualtrics, which is the leading generator for research run surveys, but I understand that you wouldn't be able to see that after the link was removed. And stating my lack of money is a way to set the user up for what kind of experience they can expect. I'm not some big name researcher, I'm just a college student, my survey isn't perfect, and it's a really hands off experience. I appreciate that you listen to the warning bells that go off when you see sketchy stuff, I just didn't realize I was being sketchy. Most people don't have a lot of time to dedicate to randos on the internet like me, and I just tried to use what I've learned to be the most efficient way to get my message across.

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Unread postPosted: 16 October 2020, 22:29
by Magic J
There's rules and such around posting surveys. You need to present burnt offerings, there's a whole ritual involved. It's a complicated procedure.

I did your survey before the link was disappeared, though. Dangerclicked that link like a boss. :P

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Unread postPosted: 16 October 2020, 22:36
by Derek
How reliable is data gathered from people who are liars by definition?

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Unread postPosted: 16 October 2020, 22:40
by Magic J
Derek wrote:How reliable is data gathered from people who are liars by definition?

Don't listen to this guy, Mr/Madam surveyor. He's a scoundrel and a rogue, and not to be trusted.

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Unread postPosted: 16 October 2020, 23:00
by Derek
Says the bisexual. How's that going for you? Fucked any pussy lately? Huh, pussy lover? Are you wearing a baseball cap at this very moment?

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Unread postPosted: 16 October 2020, 23:18
by Magic J
Swimmingly, no, more of a rhetorical question, and no.

A baseball cap? Really? I'm a sexual deviant, not a monster.

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Unread postPosted: 17 October 2020, 21:22
by Jzone
How can anyone limit themselves to only men or only women? It's just plain unnatural. Any port in a storm, I say — or even on a calm cloudless day.

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Unread postPosted: 18 October 2020, 01:26
by Derek
There are indeed those among us who have docked in many an unsavory port. Like syphilitic privateers docking a filthy schooner in Tortuga, or Russians docking a defunct tanker full of ammonium nitrate in Beirut. How long must we tolerate their kind before the inevitable happens and we end up paying with our lives?