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Random text messages with no context
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3 April 2020, 20:33by InternetShrink
Your last text or even a text from 5 years ago. The less sense it makes, the better!
"You implied that you would like to watch my dick get dismembered"
Re: Random text messages with no context
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3 April 2020, 20:47by René
Does WhatsApp count? Otherwise it's just going to be texts from banks and from the government about corona...
Re: Random text messages with no context
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3 April 2020, 21:44by InternetShrink
René wrote:Does WhatsApp count? Otherwise it's just going to be texts from banks and from the government about corona...
WhatsApp does count
By the way, I'm sorry if the only interesting texts you get are from the government
Re: Random text messages with no context
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3 April 2020, 22:22by GearFetTwinkRomance
The most hilarious ones I still get in Spam messages.
How it comes over when translated:
"
Many female dogs on here to meet with your rooster. Come and see pictures pictures of female dogs!"
Re: Random text messages with no context
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8 April 2020, 05:09by InternetShrink
"wat's special about premium? Like normal porn, just harder and faster?"
Re: Random text messages with no context
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8 April 2020, 10:15by Severelius
Received yesterday:
"Well no scouting for rich cock for you then"Sent by my boss, just to make it even weirder.
Re: Random text messages with no context
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8 April 2020, 10:17by rogonandi
Geez, I must have killed nine horses this evening!
Re: Random text messages with no context
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9 April 2020, 15:17by Eryx
"There was this one time a guy slapped my ass and I had to keep quiet"
Re: Random text messages with no context
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10 April 2020, 13:31by René
Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?
Re: Random text messages with no context
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10 April 2020, 13:34by Severelius
René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?
The only context I can imagine for this is someone texting you while you're having sex with them, because that would be hilarious.
Re: Random text messages with no context
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10 April 2020, 13:48by rogonandi
Why are you?
Re: Random text messages with no context
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10 April 2020, 13:59by Marmaduke
René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?
Brenden!
Re: Random text messages with no context
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10 April 2020, 14:04by René
Marmaduke wrote:René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?
Brenden!
So angry, right? That was before we figured out what meds he needs
Re: Random text messages with no context
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10 April 2020, 14:11by Marmaduke
René wrote:Marmaduke wrote:René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?
Brenden!
So angry, right? That was before we figured out what meds he needs
I wasted that joke. I’ve since realised that the funnier joke was “Wow, your Mom is really keen for you to be using your time to get work done”
Re: Random text messages with no context
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10 April 2020, 14:12by René
Marmaduke wrote:René wrote:Marmaduke wrote:René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?
Brenden!
So angry, right? That was before we figured out what meds he needs
I wasted that joke. I’ve since realised that the funnier joke was “Wow, your Mom is really keen for you to be using your time to get work done”