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Random text messages with no context

Unread postPosted: 3 April 2020, 20:33
by InternetShrink
Your last text or even a text from 5 years ago. The less sense it makes, the better!

"You implied that you would like to watch my dick get dismembered"

Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postPosted: 3 April 2020, 20:47
by René
Does WhatsApp count? Otherwise it's just going to be texts from banks and from the government about corona...

Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postPosted: 3 April 2020, 21:44
by InternetShrink
René wrote:Does WhatsApp count? Otherwise it's just going to be texts from banks and from the government about corona...

WhatsApp does count :D By the way, I'm sorry if the only interesting texts you get are from the government :(

Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postPosted: 3 April 2020, 22:22
by GearFetTwinkRomance
The most hilarious ones I still get in Spam messages.
How it comes over when translated:

"Many female dogs on here to meet with your rooster. Come and see pictures pictures of female dogs!"

:lol:

Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postPosted: 8 April 2020, 05:09
by InternetShrink
"wat's special about premium? Like normal porn, just harder and faster?"

Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postPosted: 8 April 2020, 10:15
by Severelius
Received yesterday:

"Well no scouting for rich cock for you then"

Sent by my boss, just to make it even weirder. :P

Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postPosted: 8 April 2020, 10:17
by rogonandi
Geez, I must have killed nine horses this evening!

Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postPosted: 9 April 2020, 15:17
by Eryx
"There was this one time a guy slapped my ass and I had to keep quiet"

Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postPosted: 10 April 2020, 13:31
by René
Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postPosted: 10 April 2020, 13:34
by Severelius
René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

The only context I can imagine for this is someone texting you while you're having sex with them, because that would be hilarious. :P

Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postPosted: 10 April 2020, 13:48
by rogonandi
Why are you?

Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postPosted: 10 April 2020, 13:59
by Marmaduke
René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

Brenden! :nono:

Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postPosted: 10 April 2020, 14:04
by René
Marmaduke wrote:
René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

Brenden! :nono:

So angry, right? That was before we figured out what meds he needs :lol:

Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postPosted: 10 April 2020, 14:11
by Marmaduke
René wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:
René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

Brenden! :nono:

So angry, right? That was before we figured out what meds he needs :lol:

I wasted that joke. I’ve since realised that the funnier joke was “Wow, your Mom is really keen for you to be using your time to get work done”

Re: Random text messages with no context

Unread postPosted: 10 April 2020, 14:12
by René
Marmaduke wrote:
René wrote:
Marmaduke wrote:
René wrote:Why are you so slow and what the fuck are you doing on your fucking phone?

Brenden! :nono:

So angry, right? That was before we figured out what meds he needs :lol:

I wasted that joke. I’ve since realised that the funnier joke was “Wow, your Mom is really keen for you to be using your time to get work done”

:lol: