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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Unread postPosted: 13 June 2021, 16:57
by poolerboy0077
Like the parable of The Tortoise and the Hare, those who know how to patiently wait reap the biggest rewards. All of you betted against Colin and me, and you were wrong. Today, David Archuleta has publicly come out as a flaming homosexual—well, bisexual, but you sort of have to read between the lines. He did it through a lengthy post on his Instagram where he described the difficulty in reconciling his faith with his love for Broadway musicals. I’m assuming now he’s going to trade his Mormon magical undergarments for some low-rise 2(x)ist boxer briefs from Nordstrom.

In any event, we accept your apologies.

Re: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Unread postPosted: 13 June 2021, 17:43
by Severelius
Eh, him being into the cock feels like it was mostly predictable.

Get back to me when Shawn Mendes comes out.

Re: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Unread postPosted: 13 June 2021, 19:38
by Eryx
Not surprised, glad he's dealt with his inner demons.